It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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