Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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