K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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