fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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