Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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