can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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