DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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