I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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