I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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