But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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