Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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