well most of my day revolves around power hour
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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