Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So vagazzling was a success
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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