this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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