Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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