I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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