butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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