Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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