You smell like stripper and shame
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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