So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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