he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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