Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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