TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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