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Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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