Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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