How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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