Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I will pee on everything he values.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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