talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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