all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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