Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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