Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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