walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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