its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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