Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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