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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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