Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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