we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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