We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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