"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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