Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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