Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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