the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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