I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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