i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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