Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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