There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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