I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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