Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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