That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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