Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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